Escape the World of Normal
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    fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

    dajo42:

    if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

    I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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  • thebabbagepatch:

    holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

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  • doitsuistical:

    disneysnewgroove:

    Disney movies in order of historical setting

    (Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)

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  • apricaut:

    LOST MY SHIT

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  • thewincestpope:

    This whole fucking cast is slowly trying to kill us.

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  • psychotictk:

    super-who-lockian:

    yes-i-am-lucifer:

    You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

    what dog?

    damn

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  • thealpharps:

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    This is my brother Trevor! Cute, right?

    So, he recently did something which is incredibly out of character for him, and I wanted to support it. He created a gofundme account because, long story short, he’s in need of top surgery that we unfortunately can’t afford on our…

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  • ladymalchav:

    nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

    fangrrrling:

    Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.

    it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot

    Ganesha:

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    from the show:

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    srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done

    even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?

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  • youremybackseatserenade:

    apple-str1der:

    tips for new freshmen!

    • no one cares about anything
    • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
    • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
    • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
    • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

    DONT STAND ON THE FUCKING STAIRS EITHER

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  • thegreatcatzby:

    hesolvescrimesandiblogaboutit:

    assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

    Okay so google has “Search Images” and “Search Videos” options but what we really need it a “Search GIF” option

    1) Search whatever you need in Google Images.

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    2) Add “filetype:gif” to the search

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    3) Hit enter.

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    Only GIFs show up.

    You’re welcome.

    THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

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  • joshoohahhhhhh:

    teamfreekickass:

    mephistos-cafe-lattes:

    erikats-eridaves:

    pernicious-monarchs:

    erikats-eridaves:

    nowyoukno:

    Now You Know (Source)

    NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

    I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

    thank you friend

    how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

    FACT:

    This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.

    You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed

    You all needed to know this. 

    what the fuck to both of those

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  • enimrac01:

    knifefarty:

    iwonthellamaatthefayre:

    wibblywobblyuniverse:

    knifefarty:

    if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

    if you stopped it in a test
    at the last minute
    just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
    that would be a good idea too

    If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

    no thats illegal

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  • Where are the women? Where are the women who are leading and not just the hot sex symbol in the tight outfits, or the aggressive ones with their sexy action sequences? Where are the ones that are battling with their own identity like Iron Man is? Or trying to make a difference in the forefront? There were a couple of articles that the producer of the Agent Carter one-shot sent me last month about that very question. Journalists were going, ‘Where are these women?’ and, ‘We want them, we actually want them.’ - Hayley Atwell (x)

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  • blvckzoro:

    indikos:

    burned my hand curling my hair today

    worth it

    Man listen….

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